Oh I must have forgotten to mention. I found out why I was delayed so much on the bus the other day. Apparently the evening before / early morning there was a shooting at a local night club on the main road where my bus passes. Some guys got into an argument and one of them decided to pull out an Uzi and gunned down loads of people! Some unfortunate person died on the street somewhere.
Heres a censored version of how I imagine the build up to the shootings took place:
Man 1: Hey bruv can I get past to the pisser?
Man 2: Sup?! What you looking at? You got a problem?!!
Man 1: Can’t you see im a bad azz cos ive got me gold chainz round me neck. Don mess wit me
Man 2: Well ive bin working out in the gym today instead of looking for a job. Can you not see my huge pecks through the holes in my netted white vest.
Man 1: You better watch your back bruv, your pecks wont protect you from me gun
Man 2: Im not your bruv, … bruv. I don’t just av a gun I got me an Uzi! *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*
….5 Hours later …………
I’m so late!......Bus bingo!! I win again!!!......
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